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    demeaniac:

    STOP SCROLLING

    straighten your back, mate

    NOW GO ON

    woah thanks i really needed that today

    tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

    FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

    PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

    I’m lying on the ground.


    this completely went over my head as a kid

    (Source: ruinedchildhood)

    refridgerator:

    i only accept apologies in cash

    • how my mother works
    • me: mom i got all A's
    • mom:
    • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
    • mom:
    • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
    • mom:
    • mom: is this your cup on the table?
    • me: yes
    • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

    jingledeeznuts:

    c0ntain:

    What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

    this post just fucked me up